Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
