how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
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The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
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This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Still dying that you shit outside
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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