i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
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dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
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There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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