I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
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Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
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And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
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