There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
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Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
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HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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