Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
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