he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Woke up backwards on a recliner
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