Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
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When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
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Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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