HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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