i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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