batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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