so that wasnt chicken after all
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
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So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
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Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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