she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
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no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
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He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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