Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
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We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
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I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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