We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
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It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
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SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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