***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
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What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
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I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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