Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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