so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Randomize