i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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