theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
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btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
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Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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