its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
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