My nipple is on Facebook.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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