i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
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