My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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