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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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