So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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