party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
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Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
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My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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