I heard we made out
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
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my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
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You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
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I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
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Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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