put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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