Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
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I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
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I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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