I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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