Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Someone shit on the floor
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Fuck appropriateness.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
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