every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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