She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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