ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
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Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
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fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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