have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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