it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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