All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
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please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
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So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
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