it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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