Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I'm at about main and main street
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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