A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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