I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
3 2 1 whiskey
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
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