then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
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I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
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Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
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