My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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