You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
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Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
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Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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