is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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