I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
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Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
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The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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