Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
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He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
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I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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