his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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