Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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