No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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