its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
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