That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
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